I saw a billboard promotion for this for the local casino in St. Louis.

…which seems to imply (the, in fact, entirely earnest and plausible scenario) that, out of the entire casino, having 101 people win and walk away with money is an occasion that’s outlandish enough that it should be celebrated and promoted. Nobody ever wins here—this place is a total money sink! But for one night only, maybe 3% of you will win something (…before you blow it again! Don’t forget to play the slot machines on your way out!)

Hah.