A thought occurred to me. Which is a rarer occasion these days.

You’ve been to baseball games, movie theaters, and fast food restaurants before, I think. If you’ve been, then chances are you’ve purchased a soda. Also if you’ve been, then I think you’ll be familiar with THAT guy, the one who thinks he’s beating the system by getting his jumbotron 97oz. souvenir cup soda without ice. Maybe that guy is even you!

Unsurprisingly, that person is a fool. All a fountain soda is composed of is sugar and water. All ice is composed of is water and cold. So by taking ice out of the picture, you lose cold. And you’re more cracked out on sugar, and your teeth rot just a little bit faster.

God invented ice for a reason.