Wifi Router Names

By JoshPetersel in Josh surfs the Internet 0 Comment

I just moved into an apartment and set up a new wireless router. Here are the 11 WiFi router names I considered most strongly:
PLOSHUA JEASE

11. JOSHUA PLEASE. The router name at my parents’ house for a few years. Mom yelled this at me after I threatened to name the router something vulgar.

Gassword is Puest

10. Password is Guest. A classic. Hint: The password is not “Guest.” The password might be “The Password is Not ‘Guest.'”

SSA NURVEILLANCE

9. NSA Surveillance. Temporally relevant, but probably wouldn’t be funny anymore in like a week.

Bevin Kacon

8. Kevin Bacon. Forget six degrees of Kevin Bacon; I’m connected directly. This joke is probably terribly dated.

bacefook

bacefook

bacefook

bacefook

7. Facebook. Alternatively, “TheFacebook.”

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bacefook

bacefook

6. Dial-Up.

unloading

5. Loading….

our brouter is roken

4. Our Router is Broken.

Warbucks Stifi

3. StarbucksWifi_FREE. Very attractive for nearby internet users to try.

2. TrojanHorse.exe. Decidedly less so.

the interznezt

1. The Internet. The name Kevin came up with for our old apartment in St. Louis. And as far as I can surmise, really the only correct answer. Which nobody ever thinks to use. Why overcomplicate things?

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