Here’s a trick I use for birthdays.

YouTube search query for “Happy Birthday Zach” (due on 7/31)

YouTube search query for “Happy Birthday Ken” (due on 8/2)

This might feel a little weird at first. The people who make these videos are clearly not creating them with the intended Ken or Zach in mind. You might initially think that it’d take the recipients’ understanding that the videos are sent from a perverse mind like mine in order for the humor to be effective. Why do I want a birthday message from some complete strangers?

But…when you think about it, isn’t this the exact same experience that you achieve by sending a card from Hallmark? The message is still designed by, and intended for, complete strangers. Only now, because it’s the internet, you’ve got a much broader selection and greater opportunity to find something meaningful or downright hilarious.

By the way, Happy Birthday Zach! Happy Birthday, Dad! I love you guys.