Calibri is a nice font. I’m glad Microsoft Office made the transition.

But there’s one part that annoys the bejeezus out of me. It’s the “~” key. The Tilde.

I like to approximate things. So, for example, if I’ve just played prolific amounts of the world’s suckiest sport, I might say this:

But that’s only if I was playing the world’s suckiest sport sometime prior to 2007, when Times New Roman was the Office default font.

If I’d tried to be like Mike today:

Eww eww eww eww eww.