Author: JoshPetersel
Protected: South By Southwest [Day 2]
Happy Birthday Matt!
Matt turned 23 today. And Raghu asked for an update. So I thought I’d share.
Matt really likes to do graphic design stuff. And he’s really good at it. So when he found out his dad wanted to start doing photography part-time right around Christmas, Matt decided that creating a logo set for his dad would be the best possible gift. What is a logo set exactly? As far as I know, it is when you make a logo for someone, and then make a bazillion different iterations of it. Like a large version, a small version, an inverted version, I don’t know. Matt apparently got up to over 300 different logo things for his Dad. I’m not nearly as good, though, so my birthday gift to him only made it up to about 40.
To add some context: Matt’s middle name is Hunter, and he self-admittedly almost chose to go by “Hunter Strom” when entering college. Also, a lot of people confuse his last name, “Strom,” with the equally awesome yet far less nordic last name, “Storm.” We felt that “Hunter Storm” would be a great name for the anchor of a weather show. Without further adieu, here are some sample brand identities for Matt’s future spin-off business, Hunter Storm Action Weather:
I’ll live forever
Apparently, that earthquake in Chili was so strong that it actually shifted the Earth’s axis and made days slightly shorter. Seriously (via Matt).
So every day is shorter by 1.26 microseconds. Which means a few things:
- We’re a few millarcseconds closer to fiery molten death by earth plummeting into the sun.
- In the event that such an apocalypse is more than a few generations away…we’ll all live longer!
Figuring I’ve got 70 good years left in me:
(1.26 microseconds/day) * (365.25 days/year) * (70 years) / (1,000,000 microseconds/second) = .032 seconds!
Too bad I just blew 10 minutes thinking about this. Wasted opportunity.
Weather
The greatest thing about awful weather: that one shining day in February where it’s sunny and 53 degrees out.
The greatest thing about neglecting a haircut for months: highways with the windows down and the moonroof open.
Two people complained to me in the past four days about working for more than 50 hours this week. My work hours don’t bother me.
My computer is still a complete piece of trash, my camera stopped holding a battery charge today, and I still have to kill myself every month to wrap up selling ads in the magazine. And everything is just fine. The things a little weather, and some soul food music, can do.
To prevent this from being my most somber post to date:
1) I bowled a 174 a week and a half ago. Six strikes in a game. What the hell! Here’s an image.
2) And here’s a counter image.
3) I wish I could link you, but the Malcolm in the Middle Bowling episode is nowhere to be found on the internet. But you already knew how I felt about that one.
TED Talks
Thoroughly enjoyed this new TED Talks video with speaker Blaise Aguera y Arcas. Those familiar with the site probably remember Blaise for his presentation of Photosynth from a few years back.
And those familiar with the Wachowski brothers probably remember their prophecy video series “The Matrix” from a few years before that. Seems like we’re getting there. Better make time today to go out and befriend some robots.
Invent a Holiday
11/11 might be a great day to invent a holiday.
It’s not there yet, though. Sure, the party was great. But where do we go from there? How do we make the party about something bigger, better, stickier, more universal than simply “let’s throw a party because it’s our namesake?” (How do we do the same with our business and our movement?)
Could it be the day that Eleven cemented its status as legitimate? Probably. But that might not be big enough.
Does it mark the start of a social mindset revolution among people in St. Louis? Maybe. But let’s not get too ahead of (and full of) ourselves.
Just a few thoughts. What else could we invent and celebrate?
Superbowl
Matt shared this with me. Link is self-explanatory, and absolutely out of control. I feel like I’m on a ridiculous and uncomfortable sugar rush.
Enjoy!
http://tv.gawker.com/5467035/condensing-the-super-bowl-xliv-to-just-game-action
T-Shirts
Think about this:
I only think your funny t-shirt makes you look funny if I don’t know the place you bought it from.
This shirt, for example, I used to love. But anyone can buy that. It doesn’t make you funny anymore, you’ve just picked a place to shop with a funny design team.
Maybe I’m the only person who thinks that way, though.
In a highly related but totally unplanned tangent – Eleven Magazine T-shirts are only $11 now if you don’t have one yet. Cool T-shirts are cool no matter where you buy ’em.
New Year’s Resolution: Stage One Complete
I’m sure I’ve written about this before.
I don’t believe in the standard form of New Year’s Resolutions. Set a goal to complete for an entire year? It’s a monstrosity. Impossible. No human being with a proper supply of laziness and dearth of attention span should be capable of keeping a promise like “work out every day,” “eat vegetables every day,” or “fight lions every day” for an entire year.
So I like to break it up into a month-by-month regime. Could I read a book for 30 minutes a night for an entire year? Pfft. Something will come up. But can I muster it for a month? Man, I’m only two weeks away. I can do this.
Ideally, I’d love to be able to take on a project like this every month, year-round. I’ll usually run out of steam by like April. At which point, though, I’ll have accomplished three New Year’s Resolutions, instead of failing at one. Ha!
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This year’s January resolution was to stop using an alarm clock. And in fact, for the past 31 days I’ve been relying solely on circadian rhythm to get me up at an appropriate hour. I’ve read and been told multiple times about how disruptive the alarm clock is, and how it’s fairly rotten for your health to be regularly jolted awake in the middle of the wrong part of a sleep cycle.
I can definitely say that going alarm-less has its perks. Waking up is fairly pleasant, now! Sometimes I’m a little late, sure. (Good thing I’ve got a really rotten boss to answer to.) But typically, I’m no more delayed than I’d otherwise be if I had hit the snooze button a thousand times. And there’s really a special feeling to waking up and lazing in bed for a bit before getting on my way. The kind of thing you typically experience on Sunday at 2pm, when you wake up after first falling asleep at 6am after a silly amount of partying or eating junk food and playing video games the night before. It’s not totally the same, knowing that I in fact will have to carry out some work in the near future. But it’s close. And in this case, quantity (every day!) more than makes up for quality (those few extra, extra minutes of sloth).
My biggest problem with the program is the weather, really. St Louis has had its fair share of weather binges these days, and when it’s cloudy outside for a week straight, I find it far more difficult for my system to tell the difference between 8:00am and 9:30. Then again, I probably just hate the weather and am just looking for more excuses to hate it.
Overall, I think I’m going to stick with the clock-less program. I’ll still keep an alarm handy – but only for special occasions. And even then, I suspect the novelty of waking up to an alarm will outweigh the misery of its cacophony.
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Next month I’ll be working on physical training. I’m teaming up with my friend Ian, and by the end of the month, we hope we’ll be able to do a set of one-arm pushups [Update: Craig’s joining us!]. I may not have access to a gym and be able to squat 300 pounds (for now)…but I think the one-arm push up is a fairly reputable feat of strength. Given that I’m already loosely in shape and have a high propensity for push ups, I think we’ll be able to accomplish it. Here’s the video we’re following, if you want to tag along, too. It’s corny as hell, fair warning.
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As for March: In case I forget, or can’t come up with something cooler, I think I’m going to shoot for a whole month without using Social News Aggregator sites. See ya Digg, Reddit, Popurls, Delicious. So long, the-unproductive-half-of-the-feeds in my Google Reader. At least, we think. For now.
Have you got any thoughts?